HQ promotional posters of Darren Criss in “How to Succeed in Business”
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HQ promotional posters of Darren Criss in “How to Succeed in Business”
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“We had a call about a small kitchen fire?”
Kurt cleared his throat and tried to keep on task, but damn. He never would have thought that he had a thing for firefighters, it was so cliché after all, but this particular firefighter…. Well! About as tall as Kurt was, hmm, maybe just a touch shorter, with broad shoulders, a bright, open face, sensuously full lips, Don’t stare at his mouth he’ll think you’re deranged, and a clean, regulation-hairdo crowned with the loveliest wavy hair Kurt had ever seen. It was a humid night, and Kurt could tell those tendrils curling over the man’s forehead had fought whatever torture the owner had tried on it, and won.Where There’s Smoke, Chapter 1
(Source: mothafickle)
180 notes 02:35 AM . 17 May 2012 |
But why is there no klaine fic about The Nationals hotel rooming situations?
There was an eery silence in Mr. Schuester’s hotel room.
“Okay,” Schue sighed. “You guys want to tell me what’s going on.”
“We can’t room with Bert and Ernie,” Puck said emphatically.
“Yeah,” Finn nodded his head. “It’s out of the question.”
“Though I am slightly impressed.” Artie pushed his glasses up his nose.
“I still don’t get how they did it,” Rory murmured.
“I still don’t get what they did,” Joe frowned.
“I think it was kind of hot,” Mike shrugged.
“Same,” Sam nodded.
The rest of the guys turned and stared at them.
“What?” Mike said defensively. “You have to hand it to them—it was pretty impressive. They have to be crazy flexible. No way Tina and I can do that.”
The guys cringed.
“Wait,” Schue frowned. “I don’t get it. What’s wrong with Kurt and Blaine?”
They were eerily silent before Sam piped up, rolling his eyes. “We walked in on them “practicing” the human centipede on Finn and Puck’s bed.”
3,620 notes 02:29 AM . 17 May 2012 |
#can you imagine him pretending to be a tiger #ready to ravish kurt #but like really playful and jumping on top of him
omg
“If you’re a leopard, what does that make me?”
“Excuse me?”
Blaine nodded toward Kurt’s clothing, his eyes crinkling at the corners as though Kurt’s new Free People cardigan and Paul Smith tie were amusing. Kurt raised an eyebrow.
“I think some clownfish are maroon.”
“But I want to be a cat, like you,” Blaine said, crawling up onto the bed on all fours.
“Fine.” Kurt looked Blaine up and down. “Then you can be a…bengal tiger.”
Blaine grinned, slinking closer. “Rawrr,” he said, leaning his face in to nuzzle Kurt’s neck.
Kurt tried to pull back, blushing. “Blaine, are you serious—”
“Tigers love leopards.”
Blaine licked a stripe up his neck, bit his jaw. Kurt let out an undignified squeak, reaching for his shoulders to push him away. “Blaine—”
“Where do you think ligers come from?” Blaine asked, pressing Kurt back into the bed, straddling him on hands and knees. He gave a few more playful nips at Kurt’s neck, making these ridiculous little growly noises that were doing completely not okay things to a certain part of Kurt’s body.
“Actually, I think that’s lions and tigers,” Kurt said, batting ineffectually at Blaine’s hands as they reached for his cardigan to unbutton it. Blaine’s fingers wrapped around Kurt’s tie and tugged a little, and Kurt gave up with a long-suffering sigh.
“Then what do leopards and tigers make?” Blaine asked, looking up at Kurt.
Kurt smirked. “Out?”
Blaine grinned and kissed him, doing what leopards and tigers did best.
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I’m never saying goodbye to you
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1,066 notes 01:37 PM . 16 May 2012 |
no no no see at this point it’s not even about kurt and blaine kissing to prove something about their relationship. they’ve proved it, they’re in love, we all know it.
it’s about the fact that every other couple in the show, including a homosexual female couple, shared a kiss and a moment onscreen and the only couple that was excluded was two men. millions of people watch glee every week and fox is sending a message that it’s okay for everyone to kiss EXCEPT two boys. like it or not, that’s the message that was sent, and that’s primarily why i’m upset.
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